if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
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What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck
they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common
You’ve heard my last ‘I love you’ and it tasted so damn bitter.
I still love you. 09/07/2014 (via sad-veins)